belt buckle ≠ function

I used to have a lot of hip belts and punch holes in them so I can use them as a waist belt. But there would be this long left over piece that would wrap around to my back!!

Now I know what to do:

Vivenne Westwood Red Label SS11

Or don't even bother using the belt buckle:

Vivienne Westwood Red Label SS11

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